As of 11/25/13 we’re up to 508 ounces of sugar.
That’s 31.75 pounds.
Or, two large Kitchen Gods plus all but the ears of a small Kitchen God.
As of 11/25/13 we’re up to 508 ounces of sugar.
That’s 31.75 pounds.
Or, two large Kitchen Gods plus all but the ears of a small Kitchen God.
Inspiration for this recipe came on what turned out to be the only coolish October day we had in Los Angeles this year. I was day dreaming about a particular butternut squash lasagna that we never seem to get around to making (probably because it feeds about 20 while exactly 2 people live in our house).
One thing lead to another which had me thinking about taking advantage of the unique shape of the butternut squash; specifically the long, solid neck. It seemed to me that thinly sliced and arranged, butternut squash, with its quintessentially autumnal flavor, could be an attractive Thanksgiving side dish.
So I experimented. One evening. Which hopefully explains the awful lighting in these photographs.
And, while the aesthetic didn’t come out quite as planned (I had hoped the cheese and bechamel sauce would sink into the dish once again revealing the rosette…alas, not so much), it tasted fantastic. Topped with a sort of streusel of hazelnuts, bread crumbs and nutmeg, this rich side dish would pair delightfully with roasted turkey or other light meat (we ate it will grilled pork chops…also delightful).
Of course you could make this like a more traditional scalloped dish, by layering the squash horizontally in between layers of sauce and cheese. By, why be normal?
The recipe below is based on arranging everything into a nine-inch quiche dish. Go ahead and 1.5X or 2X if using a regular 9X13 casserole dish.
Ingredients
Directions
Now you are ready to assemble.
Amber is our only entrant, so she automatically wins the sugar contest. Since we’ve got about three weeks of baking left, I thought it would be fun to shift the focus to how close Amber gets.
Here is the current recipe tally:
It’s been two weeks to the day since Halloween. Do you still have candy at your house?
Sadly, we did.
This Halloween marked the seventh spooky holiday we’ve been in our house. And during this time how many trick-or-treaters have we had? Exactly zero. None. Zilch. Our little building is on a busy street and it’s gated–so, I don’t blame the kids for passing us up. But, it makes me sad. And I still buy candy each year hoping someone will find their way to our doorstep (and now I sound like the witch from Hansel and Gretel).
What does one do when left with a bowl of candy that, despite taking handfuls to work and consuming nearly as much, just won’t empty? Why, you make ghosts of halloween’s passed blondies.
I completely admit, this is a bit of a hack recipe. But, it works, it’s versatile. And, I swear, if you throw in some Kit Kats, your life will be changed forever (I’m considering always using them in chocolate chip cookies going forward).
The recipe below is meant for a 9X13 inch pan. Above I’ve done them in a half-sheet pan. Both work. To size-up, just increase all of the ingredients by half again (and, if you want to go the other direction with an 8X8 pan, just halve the recipe).
Ingredients
Directions
This year, the ceremonial holiday baking honey badger did not see his shadow on November 1st, signaling an early start to the baking season.
My excel workbook has been developed and the calendar is populated. I don’t know about you, but I had so much fun with last year’s guess the butter contest that I thought I’d bring back a similar challenge this year.
Sugar sources include granulated (I use superfine), brown (packed) and confectioner’s. It does not include sanding sugar used in decorating. But does include sugar used in icings and frostings.
I decided to use ounces as the unit of measure because volumetric measurements can be deceiving. Whereas, an ounce is an ounce is an ounce.
If you are like me and need a little conversion to contextualize the measurement (to this day when someone talks yardage, I have to first convert whatever number it is into short-course pool lengths before it has any meaning to me), I give you the relative half-cup-to-ounce ratios for my own kitchen scale:
Remember, 1 pound is 16 ounces.
I’ve got a couple of clues to help inform your guesses:
I ran across this recipe on Sunday morning while perusing Dorie Greenspan’s Around My French Table.
Simple and rustic, the batter in this recipe serves only to keep the apples together. Dorie suggests using a variety of apples and, so I did, throwing in a granny smith, fuji, braeburn and even a honey crisp.
The only spring form pan I have is fit for a giant at about 10 inches. For a deeper cake, I’d reccommend going with an eight-inch pan.
Perfect with a scoop of ice cream or drizzle of cream anglaise and caramel sauce, this gateau would be lovely for Thanksgiving. Or a brunch. Or, just because. One word of caution: this cake is so full of apples that the moisture begins to transform this baked good into a pudding by the next day. So, I think it is best served that same day it is baked.
Russian Grandmother’s Apple Pie Cake
Misanthropic Hostess Apple Pie
as appeared in Around by French Table by Dorie Greenspan
Ingredients
Directions
And so it begins my friends. We’ll kick off this party for reals on Tuesday with a new holiday baking contest and more frequent posts. Yes, I did hide the actual names of the treats. And yes, I did map out what they will look like so that the array is aesthetically pleasing. Pshah!
Before that, I thought I’d share what the next five weeks looks like around here.