Photo circa 2014.
Don’t call it a comeback (but it really is)
I’ve been here for years (just haven’t had a kitchen)
I’m rocking my peers (with baked goods that is)
Puttin’ suckers in fear (literally, no sugar source is safe)
Song credit: Mama Said Knock You Out, L.L. Cool J.
On Saturday, October 14, 2017, after a three year hiatus, I officially kicked off my 2017 holiday baking. If you follow me on Instagram (@tmhostess), you’ve already been harassed by the crappy instastories and mediocre ‘grams. I’ve even got a hashtag going: #misanthropichostessholidaybaking2017. #worsthashtagever.
While I plan to keep most of the visuals on Instagram, I thought it would be fun to include Holiday Baking 2017 analytics. And of course, a contest.
First the analytics. I’ve created a separate page on this site with a live feed of my baking analytics. That’s right, real time baking data on:
- Running total of units in-production and completed
- Running total, pounds of butter used
- Running total, pounds of sugar used
- Running total, pounds of chocolate used
- Running total, pounds of nuts used
To follow along at home, go here:
Each Tuesday I’ll upload some photos and remind you of where to go to see the latest stats (because I’m a data pimp).
A box (or extra box) of goodies goes to the person who can get closest to the sum below without going over:
- Total pounds (lbs) of: butter + sugar + nuts + chocolate
If you want to play along, cast your vote via comment to this post no later than midnight, November 9th.