You know that scene in The Truth about Cats and Dogs where Janeane Garofalo tells the caller “you can love your pets, you just can’t looove you pets?”

So, I may just loooove Christina Tosi of Milk Bar (yeah, the Momofuko one).  This blog already has a couple of her recipes–the famous crack pie and, what would easily qualify as one of my top five favorite cookies recipes, blueberries and cream cookies.  However, it wasn’t until I procured and purchased her cookbook, Momofuko Milk Bar that the true romance started.  I literally read the book cover to cover in one sitting.  I laughed (a lot).  A cried a little.  I licked the pages.  Anyone who has ever read a cookbook will tell you that even in the most scientific of recipes, the author’s voice comes through.  Ms. Tosi?  Is really funny.  And really real.  And, like me, she really loves sprinkles.  Like, a lot a lot.

Her recipes are quirky.  It makes sense, she worked for Wiley Dufresne, the grand puba of molecular gastronomy.  And, some of her ingredients are a little out-there.  However, as she reminds we, the humble reader quite often, Amazon.com makes finding freeze-dried corn as easy as finding candy corn.

Like many bakers, much of the diversity in her baked goods are variations on a single “mother” recipe.  This week and next, the mother recipe is a snicker doodle dough base.

Which brings us back to the sprinkles.  Sprinkles within sprinkles in fact.  We start with sprinkle scrapple.

Think really colorful streusel-type stuff.

That gets baked in the oven until golden brown.  Set it aside and try really hard not to eat it all right away.  You’ll need some for the cookies.

Next, we have a little fun with chemistry.  I found glucose syrup at Surfas, our local restaurant supply nirvana.  But, it can also be ordered from Amazon.

The glucose syrup replaces some of the sugar in the recipe.  And, after a marathon 7-8 minutes of creaming, creates a completely different texture than the regular sugar-butter combo.  It reminded me a lot of marshmallow fluff.

Another quirk of Tosi’s is the use of bread flour in her cookie recipes.  She believes the additional gluten content helps to create that perfect crispy-on-the-outside-chewy-on-the-insideness for cookies.  The recipe calls for the flour to be added and mixed in on low-speed until just combined.   I found that hand-folding from this point on is more effective.  At this point the rainbow scruples is incorporated.

The recipe specifies the size of scooper to use when shaping the cookies.  I went smaller.  Do what you want.  Once scooped, line up the dough half-domes on parchment-lined baking sheets, flatten (I used the bottom of a pint glass dipped in sugar so the dough wouldn’t stick).  Then, wrap each sheet in plastic and let it chill in the fridge for at least an hour.  This allows the butter to get cold and will help both the texture and shape of the final product.

Finally,  FINALLY, into the oven.  And, just because one can never, ever have too many sprinkles,  I topped each little dough disk with some extra rainbow goodness before popping them into the oven.

These cookies were incredibly fun, if not time-consuming to make.  And, the speed at which they disappeared was ridunculous.


Really, is there anything other than disco to listen to while baking with sprinkles?

Confetti Cookies

from the Momofuko Milk Bar cookbook


For the Birthday Cake Crumb

  • 2 cups sugar
  • 1 1/2 tablespoons light brown sugar, tightly packed
  • 3/4 cup cake flour
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 2 tablespoons rainbow sprinkles
  • 1/4 cup grapeseed oil (or canola oil)
  • 1 tablespoon vanilla extract
For the Cookies
  • 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature
  • 1 1/2 cups sugar
  • 2 tablespoons glucose (or 1 tablespoon corn syrup)
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 teaspoons almond extract (original recipe calls for clear vanilla extract)
  • 2 1/2 cups bread flour
  • 2/3 cup milk powder
  • 2 teaspoons cream of tartar
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 1/4 teaspoons kosher salt
  • 1/4 cup rainbow sprinkles
  • 1 heaping cup of Birthday Cake Crumb


For the Birthday Cake Crumb
  1. Heat oven to 300ºF
  2. Combine the sugars, flour, baking powder, salt,and sprinkles in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with a paddle attachment and mix on low speed until well combined.
  3. Add the oil and vanilla and paddle again to distribute. The wet ingredients will act as glue to help the dry ingredients form small clusters; continue paddling until that happens
  4. Spread the clusters on a parchment lined (or silpat) sheet pan. Bake for 20 minutes, breaking them up occasionally. The crumbs should be slightly moist to the touch; they will dry and harden as they cool.
  5. Let the crumbs cool completely before using in recipe!
For the Cookies
  1. Combine the butter, sugar, and glucose (or corn syrup) in the bowl of a stand mixer with the paddle attachment and cream together on medium-high for 2 minutes. Scrape down the sides of the bowl, add the eggs and almond extract, and beat for 7 minutes (Set a timer!)
  2. Reduce the mixer speed to low and add the bread flour, milk powder, cream of tartar, baking soda, salt and rainbow sprinkles; mix just for 1 minute. Scrape down the sides of the bowl with a spatula.
  3. On low speed (or by hand…do it by hand), add the birthday cake crumbs and fold until the flour mixture is just incorporated.
  4. Using a medium sized scoop (or about 2 tablespoons per cookie) portion out the dough onto a parchment lined sheet pan. Pat the tops of the cookie dough domes flat using the bottom of a 3″ glass or mug. If the dough is sticky, first dip the surface in sugar, then flatten, repeating for each cookie.
  5.  Wrap the pan with plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 1 hour, or up to 1 week. Do NOT bake your cookies from room temperature, they wont bake correctly.
  6. Heat oven to 350ºF
  7. Arrange the chilled dough on parchment (or silpat) lined pan, no more than 8 per pan. Bake for 11-13 minutes. They should be lightly browned on the top, and golden brown on the bottom.
  8. Let cookies cool for about 5 minutes before transferring to wire rack.


My Guilty Pleasure…with sprinkles on top!

This post should be titled “The Misanthropic Hostess Goes Abroad” as I happen to be in Hong Kong at this very moment.  I should be giving you roast duck, dim sum and stories about items bought, coveted and bargained.  I promise we’ll get there eventually.

Instead, let’s talk about guilty pleasures.

A couple of years ago I read a great article in Town and Country Magazine about the guilty food pleasures of some favorite chefs.  I’ve tried to find the article, with no luck–but remember feeling liberated by the fact that one had a deep and nearly religious love of hot dogs while another loved Velveeta cheese so much that he kept a block in his walk-in at all times.  If professionals with incredibly sophisticated palates could have a soft spot for twinkies, it made me feel just a little bit better (as a regular schmuck) about my own secret love.

Well, make that two.  But they are related.

My name is The Misanthropic Hostess and I love those soft, frosted sugar cookies sold, well, everywhere. I’ve loved them for years.  Especially  frozen. Yes, definitely frozen.

I always thought I thought I was the only one over the age of nine who still got excited over the colored sprinkles and pink frosting.  Well, I was wrong.  Turns out this particular take on sprinkled sugar cookies are a national guilty pleasure.

Turns out, these cookies are associated with a certain brand called Lofthouse. And, the recipe for their soft sugar cookies is super duper secret.  Of course, this not only adds to the mystique but has also spawned a host of copy-cat recipes.

I gathered as many of them as I could find and then began the process of narrowing-down and refining the ingredient list.  What I’ve come up with isn’t quite the original.  But it’s close and gives me an excuse to conduct further research.

The recipe is simple.  Sugar, butter, flour and a healthy dose of sour cream.

Years of market research had me thinking that the commercial version rolled into logs, chilled and then cut icebox-style.

So I tried this and really, the dough was too sticky even when chilled.

Here are the cut-out versions.

In this version, I rolled the cut pieces into balls, floured the bottom of a glass and then flattened them.

Much more round.

The resulting cookie is almost like a shortcake in flavor.  Not very sweet and cakey.  The frosting has a shortening and confectioner’s sugar base (I know what you are thinking.  People still use shortening all the time.  Get over it).

The frost the cookies I recruited my live-in hand mode because I know he won’t make nearly as much fuss about royalties as the apple-holding Twighlight model did.

Just spread.

And sprinkle.

These cookies remind me of little girl parties, lip gloss and ponies–though I can’t really explain why.  Of course, you can tint and decorate the frosting any color you would like.

As a serious researcher (well, I do play one in real life), I plan to continue my quest to perfect this recipe.  What can I say, I’m committed.


This is the recipe I came across most though it doesn’t seem to belong to anyone, some adaptions made


  • 1 C  butter, softened
  • 2 1/2  C sugar
  • 3 eggs
  • 1 t  vanilla extract
  • 1 t  baking soda
  • 1 t  baking powder
  • 1 1/2 C  sour cream
  • 6 C  flour

Cream together butter and sugar. Beat in eggs and sour cream. Mix in dry ingredients. Cover and refrigerate overnight.

Preheat oven to 425ºF.

Roll dough into 1 ounce balls (or desired size).  Place 3 inches apart on parchment-lined baking sheets.  Flour the bottom of a glass or mug and flatten each dough ball.  Bake for 8 minutes or until the dough bounces back when gently pushed with finger.  Cookies will not be browned but watch the bottom of the cookies for browning.

Lofthouse Frosting

  • 4 C confectioners sugar
  • 1/2 C shortening
  • 5 TBS milk
  • 1 t vanilla extract
  • food coloring (optional)

Cream together sugar and shortening.  Add remaining ingredients until smooth.  This is a hearty frosting that is ready to use as soon as it is mixed.  It will also save well in an airtight container in the fridge for at least a week.