Why yes, that is Earl Grey in my cookie!

Less than a year into our relationship TD and I wandered over to Europe on vacation.  I point out how long we’d been dating because we were still in that stage where everyone is polite and both parties still happily do things the other likes.  Even if they don’t.

We spent the first week in London and loved it.  Of course.  We did all the touristy stuff, drank at Punch and Judys (where I couldn’t keep myself from asking several of the locals why they were drinking Budweiser on a continent with far superior beer.  The answer: same reason people drink it in the U.S.–you can drink a lot and still stand) and visited Harrods (we went at least three times that I recall).

One of the visits to Harrods was for the sole purpose of partaking in afternoon tea.  There was going to be tea sipping and crumpet eating and lots of pinky lifting.  Until we walked in and TD discovered that there was an ice cream shop right next to the tea shop.  Somehow by some sort of relationship voodoo, I found myself agreeing to ice cream instead of tea.  Oh, the salad days of early love.  Good thing I don’t hold a grudge.  Ha!  Nearly 12 years later, this is the incident at the top of my, “well, remember the time” list whenever TD attempts to talk me into doing something I don’t want to do.

Anyhow, I do enjoy a nice cup of tea.  Which brings us to this week’s post.  Earl grey shortbread.

I love Earl Grey tea.  Mostly, it’s the way it smells.  But, I also love the word bergamot, one of the tea’s main ingredients.  I love the way berg-a-mot rolls around in my mouth when I pronounce it (or think it).  Bergamot is actually a type of orange (though its yellow) and it is what give Earl Grey tea its brightness.

In this recipe, the tea leaves are first finely ground (I used our coffee-bean-gone-spice-grinder) and then pulsed together in the food processor with dry ingredients and my own special addition: orange zest.

Then, the butter is cut-in until the dough just forms.  The whole thing is rolled into a log and then, because I like a little sparkle, rolled in granulated sugar.

Some time in the fridge (or freezer) and all that is left to do is slice and bake.

This delicious cookie does create a bit of a quagmire.  What do you drink with your shortbread when the tea is actually in the cookie?

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Earl Grey Shortbread

This recipe originated from Foodnetwork.com but has been adapted substantially by yours truly.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 C all purpose flour
  • 1/2 C rice flour (all purpose can be substituted)
  • 2 TBS loose Earl Grey tea leaves (I’m a fan of Twinnings)
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • zest from large orange
  • 3/4 cup confectioners’ sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • 1 cup (2 sticks) butter, room temperature, cut into cubes

Directions

  1. Grind loose tea leaves in a spice or coffee bean grinder until fine.
  2. Pulse together the flour, tea, salt, and orange zest until the tea is just spotted throughout the flour.
  3. Add the confectioners’ sugar, and vanilla.
  4. Pulse-in butter one cube at-a-time until a dough is just formed. Place dough on a sheet of parchment paper or plastic rap, and roll into a log, about 2 1/2-inches in diameter. Roll log in granulated sugar until coated.
  5. Tightly twist each end of wrap, and chill in refrigerator for at least 30 minutes (double wrap if freezing).
  6. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.
  7. Slice the log into 1/3-inch thick disks. Place on parchment or silpat lined baking sheets, 2 inches apart (2 probably needed depending on size of sheets). Bake until the edges are just brown, about 12 minutes. Let cool on sheets for 5 minutes, then transfer to wire racks and cool to room temperature.

The basic base

TD: Can you make me some cookies?  Only, you know, the normal ones.

Me: You mean the kind without any of those villainous pink peppercorns?

TD: Uh huh.  Yeah, those.

And so goes TD’s quarterly request for what he calls, “the normal cookies.”  The “normal cookies” is simply code for chocolate chip cookies.  Whenever I make a batch, they are quickly put into a zip lock bag and appropriated to the “man loft” where they are stored in the “man fridge” to be eaten only by TD and only in quantities of at least half a dozen (I once saw him eat an entire row of Oreos without blinking.  Dude.).

What is a man-fridge you ask?  Well.  In our house, we have not one but three refrigerators.  See, we have a typical Beach Cities straight-up-and-downer.  An expansive (ha!) 1500 square feet stretched across three floors (this doesn’t include the garage…which is yet one more floor down).  This means that our third floor “entertainment” loft and roof deck are located two whole sets of switch-back stairs from the kitchen.  Apparently the survival gene on the “Y” chromosome kicks in after a single set of stairs and when we were furnishing said loft, TD required a mini-fridge for beverages as a precautionary measure.  I guess dehydration and baseball watching are highly related covariates.  So, a top-of-the-line stainless steel mini-fridge we got.  And we keep it well stocked with beer (not because I’m religious about libation stocking but because, well, we don’t drink a ton of beer so it pretty much stays stocked on its own.  BUT it would look impressive if MTV Cribs ever decided to stop by).  And, on occasion, the man-fridge gets stocked with cookies.

Which brings me to my “normal” cookie base.  Many years ago when I was just beginning to cultivate my hostessing skills (let’s face it, I’ve always been misanthropic), I perfected my own version of a chocolate chip cookie recipe.  It’s only perfect in-so-far as it is the kind of chocolate chip cookie I like: slightly chewy and not flat.  The thing is, once you master the base, you can put just about anything in it for variety.  M&Ms, nuts, dried fruit…you get the picture.

The recipe is simple and I’ve kept the ratios easy to remember.

Two sticks of butter get creamed-to-death with equal parts white and golden brown sugar.

Then, an egg plus an egg yolk are blended in just until incorporated. This is followed by a little vanilla and then the dry ingredients.  Equal parts salt and baking soda plus enough flour to get to your desired consistency (I like my dough a little on the dry side, so usually, 2 cups plus another couple of tablespoons).

Then comes the fun.  Two cups of whatever you want to add to make your base fancy.  Here we’ve got a combo of peanut butter, white and semi-sweet chips, salted peanuts, raisins and a little dark chocolate.  Note: no peppercorns here.

Another couple of folds to incorporate and you’ve got good dough.

The size of your cookie is up to you.  I usually go somewhere between 1/8 and a 1/4 cup.  The cookies in this recipe joined next week’s post at a party so I made them extra big.

Twelve or so minutes in the oven with a rotation halfway through and you’ve got nice, normal cookies.

And yes, they would pair excellently with beer.

What?  You want to know where our third fridge is.  It’s in the garage and holds Gatorade.  Because, what garage home-gym would be complete without its own electrolyte enhanced drink cooler?

TMH’s Perfectly Normal (Chocolate Chip) Cookies

Ingredients

  • 16 TBS (2 sticks) unsalted butter (room temp but not melty)
  • 3/4 C packed golden brown sugar
  • 3/4 C granulated sugar
  • 1 egg + 1 egg yolk (room temp)
  • 1 tsp vanilla
  • 1 tsp kosher salt
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 2 C + 2-3 TBS all purpose flour
  • 2 C your favorite fillings–chocolate chips, nuts etc.

To Make

  • Preheat oven to 350 degrees, line half-sheet pans with partchment.
  • Sift together flour, baking soda and salt.  Set aside.
  • In standing mixer (or hand mixer, or by hand), cream butter and sugars until light and fluffy (2-4 minutes).
  • With mixer on low, add-in eggs one-at-a-time until well combined.  Do not over beat!
  • With mixer still on low, fold in flour.  Mix until just combined.
  • Fold-in chips etc by hand.
  • Portion-out dough to desired size on to pans.  Bake two sheets at a time for 12 minutes, rotating sheet positions halfway through.
  • Store in sealed container.  They freeze excellently.

Chocolate Love Cake

Here is how this story begins:

TD: Can you make one of those chocolate cakes?

ME: Like what kind?

TD: The brown kind.

ME: Can you be more specific?

TD: That doesn’t have pink peppercorns.  And is big with chocolate cake and chocolate filling and chocolate frosting.

ME: But no peppercorns?

TD: No peppercorns.

For my valentine? Anything.  And so chocolate love cake was born.

The concept for this cake isn’t particularly unique or even fancy. You’ve seen this cake a hundred times.  In fact, when you  get down to it, this cake is a darned cliche.  Like chocolate molten cake or New York cheesecake. But. A cliche is a cliche for a reason and as well worn as this cake is, it does deliver.

The recipe that follows combines what I think is the best of all fudge recipes.  The cake has a buttermilk and unsweetened chocolate base (as opposed to a cocoa base) to which I have added mini chocolate chips.  The filling/frosting also begins with unsweetened chocolate.  Then the whole thing gets covered in toasted almonds (or walnuts or pecans…or well, you get the picture).  Shall we get started?

Unsweetened chocolate, sugar and vanilla are added to water and cooked until combined.

The fudge is then cooled down in an ice bath.  Stir the cooling sauce often or you get grainy fudge (I know this from experience).

Once chilled, the fudge is added to the usual list of great cake suspects: sugar, butter, yadda yadda yadda.  Then the buttermilk and dry ingredients are incorporated by alternating between the two beginning and ending with the flour.

Oh, let’s back up a minute.  While your butter is creaming, butter your pans.  Then, line the bottoms in parchment and finally “flour” each pan with cocoa.  Using cocoa instead of flour keeps your chocolate cake looking chocolatey.

Okay, now back to the finished batter.  For this recipe, I’ve used six-inch cake pans.  The recipe easily yields enough batter for three six-inch pans or two eight or nine-inch pans.  To get evenly sized cakes, I zeroed-out my scale with a separate empty bowl and then transferred the batter to said bowl.  I divided the total weight by three and then added the appropriate amount to each of my pans.  Alternately, you could just eye-ball it.

Here comes extra-special cake tip #2 (#1 one was the thing about the cocoa if you are keeping track).  Once the cakes are completely cool, double wrap them in plastic wrap and freeze them solid.  Frozen cake is much, much easier to work with than cake at room temperature.

Level out each frozen cake.  Then decide how many layers you’d like your finished cake to be.  And then, very carefully, cut each cake with a large serrated knife (I use a bread knife).  It’s okay if you don’t get them completely level: that’s what frosting is for.

Now it’s time to frost.  The frosting recipe I’ve included below makes plenty for a two-layer cake.  For three layers, consider one-and-one-halving the recipe.

After filling your layers, you may want to add a crumb layer to the whole cake before frosting the entire construction project.  This is super duper cake tip #3.  A crumb layer is a very thin layer of frosting–kind of like putting down a layer of primer before painting a room.  It makes your final layer of frosting much neater looking.

Of course, I did this and remembered that I was going to cover the entire cake in almonds.  But, I did feel better knowing how nice the frosting looked under the almonds.

Here is cake tip #4.  To keep your cake plate clean, slip parchment paper under the edges of the cake.  Frost and then carefully remove the parchment.  The result is a nice, un-frosted cake plate.

I have to admit, I don’t really have any advice on how to successfully stick your nuts to the outside of the cake (oh, good grief TD, we are still talking about cake).  I just took handfuls and carefully pressed the nuts into the side of the still-soft frosting.  It worked well save for the huge mess I made on the kitchen counter.  Word to the wise: do this over a rimmed baking sheet and you will save  quite a bit of time in clean up. I don’t know why I didn’t think of this in advance.  Must have been distracted by the nuts.

Behold: Chocolate Love Cake.

Love, love love.

All you need is love.

Love in an elevator…oh wait.  Have I gone too far?

Still stuck on the part about the peppercorns?  For reasons I don’t exactly understand, TD is convinced that I have an evil plan to infuse peppercorns into all of my baked goods.  Pink peppercorns to be specific.  Setting aside the fact that we don’t even have any peppercorns in the pantry (pink or otherwise),  I’ve decided that this is code for something.  I’m just not sure what…

Chocolate Fudge Layer Cake with Chocolate Fudge Frosting

Cake Ingredients

(adapted from Cooks.com)

  • 2 C sifted cake flour
  • 2 t  baking powder
  • .5 t baking soda
  • .5 t salt
  • 3 squares unsweetened chocolate
  • .66 C water
  • 1.5 C sugar
  • 1 t vanilla
  • 10 Tbs butter at room temp.
  • 3 eggs
  • .33 C buttermilk
  • 1 C mini chocolate chips or chunked chocolate of your favorite variety

To make cake

Preheat oven to 350 degrees

Butter, line with parchment and flour (or cocoa) your pans.

Sift flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt into bowl, set aside.

Cook chocolate, water and .25 C of sugar in saucepan over low heat stirring constantly until thick and smooth.  Transfer to a bowl set in ice water, stirring often.  Add vanilla.

Beat butter and remaining sugar in large bowl until fluffy.  Beat in eggs one-at-a-time.  Add chocolate fudge mixture and blend.

Beginning and ending with your sifted ingredients, add in flour and buttermilk alternating beating well after each addition.  Fold in chocolate chips.

Pour into prepared cake pans and bake for 35 minutes or until the tops of the cakes spring back when touched.

Remove from pans, cool completely and freeze if desired.

Fudge Frosting

(according to the recipe I pilfered this from it is an adaptation of a recipe from Sky High)

Ingredients

  • 6 ounces unsweetened chocolate melted and cooled
  • 4.5 C confectioner’s sugar
  • 24 Tbs  (3 sticks) unsalted butter at room temp
  • 6 Tbs whole milk, half-and-half or heavy cream
  • 1 Tbs vanilla
  • 2 cups toasted and chopped nuts of choice

To make frosting

Cream together butter, sugar and milk.  Add in chocolate and vanilla, beat until desired consistency.  Makes about 5 cups.